I laughed my socks off

Here's one Denise forwarded to me a while back. I know it's not an "original" post but worth being on here none the less.

Gung Hay Fat Choy

Happy Year of the Rat
This is a clip from the Chinese New Year celebration outside our hotel in Rangoon (Yangon) a year ago.

*Rats are Smart, Magnetic, Well-liked, Affable, Quick-witted, Surreptitious, Selfish, Protective, and Calculating.

*Rats' color preference is Light-Blue, Gems & Stones are Diamonds, Amethyst, and Garnet. Suitable Gifs are car accessories, art books, gym memberships, and geographical maps.

*Rats' hobbies are Interior design, playing basketball, crafts, and painting.

*Rats are cunning and thrifty. They have a knack with money and are apt to save for rainy days. They know how to make something out of nothing. Few rats suffer financially.

*You should take the advice of a rat. They can anticipate problems, and are always able to see the big picture.

*Rats make excellent Writers, Broadcasters, Actors, Advisors, Counselors, Lawyers, Politicians, Designers, and Engineers.